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Post by TwoHit on Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:05 pm

Plans on ruling the world:
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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by blackdevil on Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:13 pm

hm.. good question two...

well we.. might just... show them fish! then they all would beg us to move him away and we can controle them with that!! Very Happy
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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by Shit on Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:49 pm

We have to focus on Sweden!

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by TwoHit on Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:03 pm

Do we want Sweden at all ?

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by Shit on Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:29 pm

Sweden got Ikea....we need solid constructions.....pffhahaha

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Post by HitShit on Sun 19 Oct 2014, 10:31 am

Ikea = solid O_o
Anyway for the world, it is just a matter of time Very Happy
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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by Oscy on Sun 19 Oct 2014, 2:52 pm

Ehhhh IKEA is MINE GUYS! Dont you dare!! Twisted Evil (And it's solid) xD
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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by HitShit on Sun 19 Oct 2014, 8:22 pm

tjana Oscy ^^
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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by TwoHit on Sun 19 Oct 2014, 9:07 pm

Any other suggestions beside using Morty as threat or focusing on sweden? Very Happy

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by Lag on Tue 21 Oct 2014, 6:02 pm

We should find the the world equation that quantum physicists are looking for. Grow a fractal tree from that which gets ahead of our spacetime. Then we could predict everything so we could manipulate everything. Easy. Wink
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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by TwoHit on Tue 21 Oct 2014, 7:51 pm

Lag wrote:We should find the the world equation that quantum physicists are looking for. Grow a fractal tree from that which gets ahead of our spacetime. Then we could predict everything so we could manipulate everything. Easy. Wink

That sounds like a plan!
Now we only need some teeworlds playing quantum physicists. Very Happy

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by Zergling on Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:22 pm

Building constructions or studying Quantum physicists affraid ! grrrrrr !! I seem to be hearing Terrans and Protoss ! Evil or Very Mad GRRRRRR !!!!

Forget those shits guys, i will reveal to you the most efficient way to conquer the universe. Trust me, as a Zerg, I know what I’m talking about!

So, we just need to assimilate the most biologically advanced Tees that we can, and then, combine their genetic code with our strongly evolved Milky-Chicken one (and everyone nows the history of how our DNA became so strong -> Here is what will have happen *).
My race does assimilate species since its creation, not so long ago, and this technique rocks!
After few month of improvement, and for second part of the domination plan, we will just need a collective conscience and the strongest-smartest Queen ever. But we have time to think about it.
Follow my plan, and all the Teeworld’s servers are ours! We already got the enough space in this forum, but it's maybe a little bit too much confortable for our general aggressivetee.. anyway…
To incorporate the useful genetic code into our own, we need to build (or find) a hen house. Where we will nest a little bit, eat each other and cocooned. We already have a huge advantage: we got the chicken’s power to lay eggs!!!! So we can proceed to the mutation without killing each other. Stop me if I’m wrong, but it sounds like a good news. 
But ! wait a second… there is no Zerg but me here !!!
Well… Is it ok if I eat your eggs my milky-chicken friends ?  Very Happy #NOHOMO

PS : And If one of us is kind enough to sacrifice itself to some relative of mine, I’m sure they would be very pleased to add this evolution to theirs.



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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by blackdevil on Sun 29 Mar 2015, 1:00 pm

we need some new actions in here.. so guys.. how should we take over the world?!

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by Teegirl on Sun 29 Mar 2015, 4:22 pm

with tea ofc

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by Gast on Sun 29 Mar 2015, 5:49 pm

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by rick on Sun 29 Mar 2015, 6:53 pm

You need at least 12 girls. 11 if you consider LeveL as a girl too Very Happy

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by blackdevil on Sun 29 Mar 2015, 7:03 pm

eh... NO bad phoenix!

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by rick on Sun 29 Mar 2015, 9:14 pm

Very Happy


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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by blackdevil on Sun 29 Mar 2015, 9:15 pm

no thanks ... Q.Q

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by astro boy on Sun 29 Mar 2015, 9:22 pm

and how can take over the world with this calendar?!! scratch
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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by Teegirl on Sun 29 Mar 2015, 11:37 pm

let's all drown our enemies in nettle tea c:<

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by astro boy on Mon 30 Mar 2015, 1:41 am

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by Yu-Gi-Oh on Sat 09 May 2015, 9:19 pm

Try to breed more chickens and roosters, then send them out on earth!!! Chicken Chicken Chicken Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by Nheir on Sun 10 May 2015, 9:51 am

Become super warriors like saiyan :

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by TwoHit on Sun 10 May 2015, 2:07 pm

An army of saiyan chickens ?
Oh yes!

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Post by Yu-Gi-Oh on Sun 10 May 2015, 3:41 pm

TwoHit wrote:An army of saiyan chickens ?
Oh yes!
Saiyan chickens, YES!!! Chicken ----> cat = DX
Chickens with fire proof armor, and then light it on fire (deadly DX). Maybe chickens with a falcon kick ability!

Nheir wrote:Become super warriors like saiyan :

What video game is that?

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More like "Teagirl"!

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by Nheir on Mon 11 May 2015, 2:18 pm

Yugi wrote:What video game is that?
I don't know Very Happy

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by TwoHit on Sat 30 May 2015, 7:31 pm

New idea:   An army of rand()s bots. Very Happy

Teeworlds --> Earth --> Universe Twisted Evil

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by jakee on Sun 31 May 2015, 1:33 pm

Yes!!!!!!

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by TwoHit on Tue 02 Jun 2015, 12:03 am

And we gonna play this song while taking over the world.


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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by blackdevil on Tue 02 Jun 2015, 6:58 am

omg best song for this!

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by rick on Tue 16 Jun 2015, 2:26 pm

TwoHit wrote:New idea:   An army of rand()s bots. Very Happy

Teeworlds --> Earth --> Universe Twisted Evil
We're gonna make an army of dummies to face your bots.

"Victory? Victory, you say? Master Lulu-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the Dummy War has."

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Post by rick on Fri 16 Oct 2015, 6:57 pm

Morty and Lud? tongue

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Post by TwoHit on Sun 18 Oct 2015, 3:30 pm

rick wrote:Morty and Lud?  tongue

I am Brain, right?

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Re: How can we take over the world

Post by Teegirl on Sun 18 Oct 2015, 6:42 pm

'the other's insane'

well.. xD i guess it suits to morty, indeed
..regarding the sink thing, i mean

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