[Rejected] Application bY Danne Hq

1 ) Who are you?
My name is DaNiel. I yeeesss that's my name, pleAse pleAse don't use it so it's breaks PLEaSE, but you can call me Al (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA)

2 ) How old are you?
My age is 16 i fhink, I hope that because of ells I would lie (and I don't like to lie sooo......... i hope dosn't do that her Very Happy)

3 ) Where are you from?
I wan't to be from China or Japan or Madagaskar or German or France or Coruscant (Yo now form Star wArs :DDDDD (I like sTAr Wars))

4 ) How long haves you've played TW?
Yes thAT is a god question.

5 ) What is your in-game Name?
”Danne Hq”, and this in-game name has a funny backround story. Once upon a time thier was a little Daniel and his best friend O. They where going to play a mmo (rs) game, BUT little Daniel had had no username to his account for the mmo game. So he and O thought about a cool username to little Daniel. And they thought and they thought so thier heads started hurting, BUT just before they got brain damage they come up with the idé to set ”Hq” behind ”Danne”. They thought that the name Danne Hq sounded VERY cool and looked VERY cool. When they had done a account at little Daniel they got to sleep.

6 ) Why do you want to join ChickenMilk?
Because I like Chicken and I do like Milk. Very Happy

7 ) If you had a nuclear warhead and had to destroy Norway or Sweden. Who would it be?
Yez that's a hard question to just answer with just a few sentences. Yes I dosn't have any anger to Norway or Switzerland, BUT I like China here is a few fact's about China:

Early dynastic rule
The succeeding Shang dynasty is the earliest to be confirmed by contemporary records. The Shang ruled the plain of the Yellow River in eastern China from the 17th to the 11th century BCE. Their oracle bone script (from c. 1200 BCE) represents the oldest form of Chinese writing yet found, and is a direct ancestor of modern Chinese characters. The Shang were conquered by the Zhou, who ruled between the 11th and 5th centuries BCE, though centralized authority was slowly eroded by feudal warlords. Many independent states eventually emerged from the weakened Zhou state and continually waged war with each other in the 300-year Spring and Autumn Period, only occasionally deferring to the Zhou king. By the time of the Warring States period of the 5th–3rd centuries BCE, there were seven powerful sovereign states in what is now China, each with its own king, ministry and army.

Political geography
The People's Republic of China is the second-largest country in the world by land area after Russia, and is either the third- or fourth-largestby total area, after Russia, Canada and, depending on the definition of total area, the United States. China's total area is generally stated as being approximately 9,600,000 km2 (3,700,000 sq mi). Specific area figures range from 9,572,900 km2 (3,696,100 sq mi) according to theEncyclopædia Britannica, 9,596,961 km2 (3,705,407 sq mi) according to the UN Demographic Yearbook, to 9,596,961 km2(3,705,407 sq mi) according to the CIA World Factbook. China has the longest combined land border in the world, measuring 22,117 km (13,743 mi) from the mouth of the Yalu River to the Gulf of Tonkin. China borders 14 nations, more than any other country except Russia, which also borders 14. China extends across much of East Asia, bordering Vietnam, Laos, and Burma in Southeast Asia; India, Bhutan, Nepal and Pakistan in South Asia; Afghanistan, Tajikistan,Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan in Central Asia; and Russia, Mongolia, and North Korea in inner Asia and Northeast Asia. Additionally, China shares maritime boundaries with South Korea, Japan, Vietnam, and the Philippines.

Politics
The People's Republic of China is one of the world's few remaining socialist states openly endorsing communism (see Ideology of the Communist Party of China). The Chinese government has been variously described as communist and socialist, but also as authoritarian and corporatist, with heavy restrictions in many areas, most notably against free access to the Internet, freedom of the press, freedom of assembly, the right to have children, free formation of social organizations and freedom of religion. Its current political, ideological and economic system has been termed by its leaders as the "people's democratic dictatorship", "socialism with Chinese characteristics" (which is Marxism adapted to Chinese circumstances) and the "socialist market economy" respectively.

Trade relations
In recent decades, China has played an increasing role in calling for free trade areas and security pacts amongst its Asia-Pacific neighbours. In 2004, it proposed an entirely new East Asia Summit (EAS) framework as a forum for regional security issues. The EAS, which includes ASEAN Plus Three, India, Australia and New Zealand, held its inaugural summit in 2005. China is also a founding member of the Shanghai Cooperation Organization (SCO), along with Russia and the Central Asian republics. China became a member of the World Trade Organization (WTO) on 11 December 2001.
In 2000, the United States Congress approved "permanent normal trade relations" (PNTR) with China, allowing Chinese exports in at the same low tariffs as goods from most other countries. China has a significant trade surplus with the United States, its most important export market. In the early 2010s, US politicians argued that the Chinese yuan was significantly undervalued, giving China an unfair trade advantage. In recent decades, China has followed a policy of engaging with African nations for trade and bilateral co-operation; in 2012, Sino-African trade totalled over US$160 billion. China has furthermore strengthened its ties with major South American economies, becoming the largest trading partner of Brazil and building strategic links with Argentina

And that is was I love China. BUT if I had to choose I would nucler both Switzerland and Norway. Very Happy:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:,,,D

8 ) Do you like Meat or Fish best?
You now I eat LCHF now so I can eat both fish and meat. I don't like to eat them both together in the same time because it's taste funny, BUT if I have to eat meat and fish together At the same time I will do it(but that is just if I have to). As I sad I eat LCHF for the moment, and that doing that I don't can eat carbohydrates(if you can't say the world you can cheak it out on ”Google Translate”, deer they can say the world if you just put it in on the fing. I dosn't eat candy or cookies for the moment, and my friend filling him self up with candy choklet(not in a candy choklet house).


9 ) Do you have any hobbies besides collecting toe nails?
I like to don't kill my exes, I like to hug.

10 ) make a chicken-poem for us
Chicken chicken where aRe you, I don't like you're gone.
PleAse PleAse come home, because if you don't I can't slaughter you.
ANd if I can not slaughter you, I has no food.
So PleAse PleAse come home, I beg you to come home.

11) How where you born?
I was in BB with from my mommy and some nurses helpt me to get out. I had to do a cesarean, or it wasn't me, it was my mommy who had to do it(hahaha how it can be some times) I dosn't remember that because I was in the stomack, but after when I came out I dosn't rember either. That's my birth story. And a few weeks after I met Oscy nice but wierd (YES I had)

Of Daniel (Danne Hq)

alright... looong app. you definatly like china and you love to talk lots don't talk too much but also stay talkative

good luck man! and thank you for the app was fun reading it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Ok this was hilarious. Very hilarious. I like you. Trolling over 9000. And I really admire your English.
Im adding you to our Skype conversation.
Goodluck!

oscy is reunited with his twin!

Indeed. For the ones who don't already know... I know this guy pretty well. But as for the moment... Danne shall be given more time than usual since we already have two applicants for the moment that we have to focus on.

We decided to not accept him for the moment.
He might come back and write a serious application someday, who knows! A very perfect personality overall but not active enough unfortunately at the moment, and other reasons.

Rejected