[accepted] JeyKey/200Pommes

My name is Jerome, im 19 year´s old and from Germany!
I played TW for atleast 2 years and my ingame name is JeyKey and if im in a not perfect mood its 200Pommes. I want to join ChickenMilk because i feel naked without a clan beside my name and never i would destroy sweden because they have the best people! I dont eat fish and my biggest hobby is music.

And now let me tell you a story or two :
About a punkass chicken i knew named Bob he wasnt the fastest, wasnt the smartest. How could he ? Wasnt in school didnt had no physical education. But that wasnt why he moved in slowmotion. That was because he took a potion his parents told him it was good for him while bob saw a human with a devilish grin. Not only his movements where affected but his whole brain seemed to be cracked. At the next day he found his mama pray´n he asked her why she´s layin´ there with the wings in the air. She opened her mouth but what came out Bob couldnt understand because there came a man, grabbed his mother by her hands and took her out of Bob´s little apartment. Bob ran away to find his father found him wondering about the weather told him what happened to mama asked him about that monster but didnt got no answer. This moment his daddy founds himself up side down had a look in his eyes was like "this happens in my own town?". The monster called "human" was there again Bob watched closer this time and saw it was a man. He ran away again was still in slow motion. " Oh God why did i drank that potion?" He found his twin the poor rest of his family looked him in the eyes his twin asked why he cries. He couldnt say a word his soul was too hurt. His twin took him in his wings and took a look in this thing that they call apartment. He allways knew this thing wasnt to rent. He couldnt saw his parents and started to understand: His brother cried because of the man. His mother used to pray every day and night and now he saw thats why. Bob never knew about that but found that big hand at his brothers neck. His twin was lifted and Bob heard these last words: "Chicken dont give milk! I wont be hurt!" Next moment Bob felt his body grabbed by the hand he was only used to see but know he had to feel. Heavy like steal Bob couldnt breathe. He was tooked higher then he could imagine and was dropped in front of a machine. He found hisself on a production line Bob really was out of his mind. Right in front of him he saw his brother Jim´s head cut from his body by that tool Bob thought its only for bread. Still not having the right time feeling Bob was found a little further seeing the knife coming for his life and finally he realized he and his family had a price. Not do they get killed for any milk but for their meat and so Bob couldnt even meet the guy that gave the drugs in his water just to furfill the order to make his flesh more healthy but didnt helped his family just gave Bob a little tragedy before his short sad life was ended by a knife.

JeyKey / 200Pommes wrote:.......And now let me tell you a story or two : About a punkass chicken i knew named Bob he wasnt the fastest, wasnt the smartest. How could he ? Wasnt in school didnt had no physical education. But that wasnt why he moved in slowmotion. That was because he took a potion his parents told him it was good for him while bob saw a human with a devilish grin. Not only his movements where affected but his whole brain seemed to be cracked. At the next day he found his mama pray´n he asked her why she´s layin´ there with the wings in the air. She opened her mouth but what came out Bob couldnt understand because there came a man, grabbed his mother by her hands and took her out of Bob´s little apartment. Bob ran away to find his father found him wondering about the weather told him what happened to mama asked him about that monster but didnt got no answer. This moment his daddy founds himself up side down had a look in his eyes was like "this happens in my own town?". The monster called "human" was there again Bob watched closer this time and saw it was a man. He ran away again was still in slow motion. " Oh God why did i drank that potion?" He found his twin the poor rest of his family looked him in the eyes his twin asked why he cries. He couldnt say a word his soul was too hurt. His twin took him in his wings and took a look in this thing that they call apartment. He allways knew this thing wasnt to rent. He couldnt saw his parents and started to understand: His brother cried because of the man. His mother used to pray every day and night and now he saw thats why. Bob never knew about that but found that big hand at his brothers neck. His twin was lifted and Bob heard these last words: "Chicken dont give milk! I wont be hurt!" Next moment Bob felt his body grabbed by the hand he was only used to see but know he had to feel. Heavy like steal Bob couldnt breathe. He was tooked higher then he could imagine and was dropped in front of a machine. He found hisself on a production line Bob really was out of his mind. Right in front of him he saw his brother Jim´s head cut from his body by that tool Bob thought its only for bread. Still not having the right time feeling Bob was found a little further seeing the knife coming for his life and finally he realized he and his family had a price. Not do they get killed for any milk but for their meat and so Bob couldnt even meet the guy that gave the drugs in his water just to furfill the order to make his flesh more healthy but didnt helped his family just gave Bob a little tragedy before his short sad life was ended by a knife.......

Gesundheit!

Hey jeykey! thx for the application!

very interesting story, sad ending though Q.Q

do you have skype so we could add you into our chicken conversation?

Hmm.. interesting application JeyKey. It was special.
Anyway... it's important we get to know you as a person. So you would need to socialise with us before we would be able to make any decision about you.

I'm happy you wrote so much about that poem but we would need more information about yourself, in some way or another

Goodluck though and enjoy your time here!

Nice novel! Oh wait, are you Magnet? Are you hiding behind a fake nick? xD

aaah, Rick, i see what you did there.....because Magnet is writing alot, and this guy is also writing alot.

Ba dum Tssh.......well done....bravo....

*high five*

explaining jokes kills them...thats why its not funny anymore

my skype account should be "jeyjeyjerome"

We got a little birthday present for you!!!!

Since today ur officially a chicken!

Happy birthday JK!