How can we take over the world

Plans on ruling the world:

hm.. good question two...

well we.. might just... show them fish! then they all would beg us to move him away and we can controle them with that!!

We have to focus on Sweden!

Do we want Sweden at all ?

Sweden got Ikea....we need solid constructions.....pffhahaha

Ikea = solid O_o
Anyway for the world, it is just a matter of time

Ehhhh IKEA is MINE GUYS! Dont you dare!! (And it's solid) xD

tjana Oscy ^^

Any other suggestions beside using Morty as threat or focusing on sweden?

We should find the the world equation that quantum physicists are looking for. Grow a fractal tree from that which gets ahead of our spacetime. Then we could predict everything so we could manipulate everything. Easy.

Lag wrote:We should find the the world equation that quantum physicists are looking for. Grow a fractal tree from that which gets ahead of our spacetime. Then we could predict everything so we could manipulate everything. Easy.

That sounds like a plan!
Now we only need some teeworlds playing quantum physicists.

Building constructions or studying Quantum physicists ! grrrrrr !! I seem to be hearing Terrans and Protoss ! GRRRRRR !!!!

Forget those shits guys, i will reveal to you the most efficient way to conquer the universe. Trust me, as a Zerg, I know what I’m talking about!

So, we just need to assimilate the most biologically advanced Tees that we can, and then, combine their genetic code with our strongly evolved Milky-Chicken one (and everyone nows the history of how our DNA became so strong -> Here is what will have happen *).
My race does assimilate species since its creation, not so long ago, and this technique rocks!
After few month of improvement, and for second part of the domination plan, we will just need a collective conscience and the strongest-smartest Queen ever. But we have time to think about it.
Follow my plan, and all the Teeworld’s servers are ours! We already got the enough space in this forum, but it's maybe a little bit too much confortable for our general aggressivetee.. anyway…
To incorporate the useful genetic code into our own, we need to build (or find) a hen house. Where we will nest a little bit, eat each other and cocooned. We already have a huge advantage: we got the chicken’s power to lay eggs!!!! So we can proceed to the mutation without killing each other. Stop me if I’m wrong, but it sounds like a good news. 
But ! wait a second… there is no Zerg but me here !!!
Well… Is it ok if I eat your eggs my milky-chicken friends ?   #NOHOMO

PS : And If one of us is kind enough to sacrifice itself to some relative of mine, I’m sure they would be very pleased to add this evolution to theirs.



* #?fr "C'est ce qu'il se sera passé", futur antérieur, vous le traduiriez comme ça : "That's what will have happen" ?

we need some new actions in here.. so guys.. how should we take over the world?!

with tea ofc

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You need at least 12 girls. 11 if you consider LeveL as a girl too

eh... NO bad phoenix!

no thanks ... Q.Q

and how can take over the world with this calendar?!!

let's all drown our enemies in nettle tea c:<

Try to breed more chickens and roosters, then send them out on earth!!!

Become super warriors like saiyan :

An army of saiyan chickens ?
Oh yes!

TwoHit wrote:An army of saiyan chickens ?
Oh yes!

Saiyan chickens, YES!!! ----> = DX
Chickens with fire proof armor, and then light it on fire (deadly DX). Maybe chickens with a falcon kick ability!

Nheir wrote:Become super warriors like saiyan :

What video game is that?

rick wrote:I can help you if you want, here there are 2 stolen pics of hot girls

I saw Anna in TW a lot

Teegirl wrote:let's all drown our enemies in nettle tea c:<

More like "Teagirl"!

Yugi wrote:What video game is that?

I don't know

New idea:   An army of rand()s bots.

Teeworlds --> Earth --> Universe

Yes!!!!!!

And we gonna play this song while taking over the world.

omg best song for this!

TwoHit wrote:New idea:   An army of rand()s bots.

Teeworlds --> Earth --> Universe

We're gonna make an army of dummies to face your bots.

"Victory? Victory, you say? Master Lulu-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the Dummy War has."

Morty and Lud?

rick wrote:Morty and Lud?  

I am Brain, right?

'the other's insane'

well.. xD i guess it suits to morty, indeed
..regarding the sink thing, i mean