[accepted] application TPhoenix

Question 1 - Who are you?
People call me genius, maniac, idiot, annoying guy or beside of 1000 other things, just Thomas.

Question 2 - How old are you?
I am maybe one of the or even the oldest guy here, I really dont want to tell it, but I am really, really old! I am the grandpa of Teeworlds, you know? You didnt? Ok, now you know!

Question 3 - Where are you from?
How should I ask the question where I am from? Should I tell where I am born or where I am living at the moment or to which nationality I am belonging to? Ok, the last two questions could be answered with Germany or German.

Question 4 - How long have you played TW?
If someone tells me how long it is ago since the version of 0.4.x of teeworlds was up to date, I will tell him how long I am playing teeworlds, because I cant remember for myself how long I am playing this game, its just to long ago and I am just to old to remember everything from my youth.

Question 5 - What is your in-game Name?
It is TPhoenix at the moment and do you really want to know all my 1000 former nicknames?
Ok, lets start:
TeePhoenix,
RedTooth,
ToT,
T_T,
TeeTrinker,
Rainer Zufall,
GlaDOS,
Poison Ivy,
Gifefeu,
Giftspritze,
Fish,
Nameless Tee,
Faker,
,
.,
Springing Point,
Chicken,
Zombie,
Bot,
Grünes Vieh,
Jack Sparrow,
Gott,
God,
Noob,
Idiot,
Shit,
Water,
Bud Spencer,
Mr. Teeworlds,
Bottle,
Teetris,
Teelepahnt,
...
Ok, I better stop, or I wont finish ever...

Question 6 - Why do you want to join ChickenMilk
I want the secret formula to make chicken milk, so that I can sell it in the rusty can! Besides this I want to hear blackdevils voice! And the third reason is that birds belong to birds!

Question 7 - If you had a nuclear warhead and had to destroy Norway or Sweden. Who would it be?
Is there any difference? Lets place it in between and see who survives.

Question 8 - Do you like Meat or Fish best?
I like chicken!

Question 9 - Do you have any hobbies besides collection toe nails?
Yes, not collecting toe nails! Thats the most important of my hobbies. Besides this I am doing many different stuff and it changes frequently. Besides usual stuff like watching series, films, animes and such stuff, everyone does, I started right now to program a little game with Open GL and until a few weeks I was doing some kick boxing, but I am paused at the moment because of an injury.

Question 10 - Make a chicken-poem for us.
When chickens run around the field,
until they have to yield,
they can be beaten,
so that they can be eaten.

FreeStyle:
I think most of you know me, some remember me in a good way (people who understand my kind of humour and dont care to much about talking much bullshit), some in a bad way (especially when I was pissed on by anything, anyone or was just trolling around), but some of you maybe just know how they have to think about me. Thats it, and I think there isnt much more to say.

Skype address:
Dont have any.

Why.. Just no =_=

Since you already have our clan tag, i wonder why you apply anyway

I have already removed it, as you said, havent you seen it?

You make me really feel bad, all the time , when I get depressed, its all your fault!

ya well gotta say nice app. lot of information and you really like to talk a lot mister

Though pls change the clantag to chicken.a not chickenmilk since now ur not a chickenmilker

though "Besides this I want to hear blackdevils voice" this is not that much of a reason to want to join us

Give it a week or two until we will make a decision. until then stay nice, social and don't troll too much.. we aren't fans of trolls really

get skyyyyyype

Another poem by an anonymous author (not me):
My skin is burning like fire
I better run
I my god, it feels so dire
like a chicken I will be done.

Hey Thomas! I have seen you a few times... and I recall you as a troller. And everyone here have different opinions about trolling. As for myself... I'm very sarcastic and ironic person and you can troll but but as for myself, I know when to stop, and so should you... then there should be no problems

I liked your application, one of the most well written so far here, so credit on that one.

At the moment we have a few applicants already so we will give you more time so everyone here get the chance to get to know you. But stay in-game, talk and for the sake of yourself... get skype

Enjoy!

Is it possible to move the guest posts to my account?

Hi Thomas,
I think you should be more simple dude... How know and trust someone who have 1000 nicknames ? I know you in-game as a troller and a pretentious guy, so to my opinion it is not so good (i know, i'm not tolerant). btw would you please rename this app title correctly ?

Good luck

Thanks, but have I ever seen you? Which maps and mods do you play?

We are more or less all ctf5 players

Bonjour c'est ninogolo,(je suis serieux) je vuex rejoindre votre clan!!!

ninogolo wrote:Bonjour c'est ninogolo,(je suis serieux) je vuex rejoindre votre clan!!!

English please?

Ninogolo, first step would be to write an application! In english, for all of us to understand:-)

French these days...

I agree...